when no one asks me I ask myself. & twirl around the room to music that isn't playing.
other times I answer letters no one's sent. I call them poems.
or stroke the nape of a stranger who hasn't knockd on my door.
I've been known to expose myself to a mirror.
today I ate a whole pineapple from 2 different plates. I was so full I had to take a nap before requesting a waltz.